Miss Miranda

To book a session at the clinic we normally request an email or letter that will introduce you to our medical staff. This should ideally outline some ideas you have regarding the types of treatments you feel are appropriate to your stay. It would help to know if you have had experience with other such establishments and to hear of any procedures that worked well for you in the past. It is also your opportunity to list any medical treatments that are off-limits for you. Such limits will always be fully respected – or tested to the full if you so wish. Not all of our patients are confident in the clinic on their first visit and you may require a kindly nurse to guide you through the services on offer. Naturally, “Nice Nurse Despair,” (such an unfortunate name in these circumstances) will be on hand, if requested, to charm, coerce and care for you in order that you may slowly build towards the medical situation that best suits your requirements.  As you become more experienced in all that the Hanwell Clinic has to offer, you will come to realise that ‘nurse knows best’ in all things and will always instinctively choose the treatment you need.

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TheBoss@bdsm-medical.co.uk

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Location
Hanwell W7 is located between Ealing and Southall with the nearest landmark being Ealing Hospital. Should you be driving or using public transport there is excellent links and parking so the dungeon is easily accessible.

Contact Details

My phone is diverted to my P.A. when I am busy who will be able to assist you, as long as you hold the line whilst it diverts as she is off site. If the line comes up as not in service it simply means the phone reception is bad so please try again.
Phone: 0208 840 3092 
E-mail: TheBoss@BDSM-Medical.co.uk

Further Info

Opening Times
Available 5-7 days from 10am until late. Weekends usually require pre-booking as I dont work every weekend but hey, if opportunity strikes its always worth trying on the off chance.

Booking
Ideally bookings should be made in advance and confirmed the day before the appointment. The minimum booking is for one hour and goes up from there in half hourly intervals. Same day appointments are welcomed but unfortunately cannot always be accommodated. Please advice if you wish to pay by credit card, or bank transfer.

 

Tributes

As well as cash I'm happy to accept on line payments via bank transfer. Credit cards are welcome but there is an additional £5 charge for credit cards (American Express £15). I get charged to process these payments so I am sure you understand the minimal charge for use of this service.

UK one on one fee:

1 hr £220

1.5 hr £320

2 hr £420

2.5 hr £515

3 hr £600

3.5 hr £685

4 hr £770

4.5 hr £855

5 hr £940

5.5 hr £1025

6 hr £1110

8 hr day rate £1300

then £180 thereafter per hour

Couples fee £260 per hour flat rate

Cell Hours after 2 full session rates drops to £130p/h

Directions

Travel Details
20 MINS FROM HEATHROW AIRPORT
25 MINS FROM CENTRAL LONDON

Car
Driving to Hanwell is easy. We are not far from Hanwell Broadway and there is plenty of parking near by (George Street car park £2.50 all day parking w7 3TA) or plenty of free parking on the side roads.When looking for the car park after the hospital (which is on your right) you will drive past the Viaduct Pub. Continue up the hill and on your right hand side is a Pergeot Garage. The car park access is a single car width and easily missed so indicate right after the garage and pull in directly to the side of it.

If driving from Heathrow, take the A4 towards London, and, having passed the Gillette building, turn left at the Glaxo building on to Boston Manor Road. You will drive past Boston Manor station and continue down until you get to the end of the road. The Viaduct Pub is in front of you. Turn right and keep and eye out for the Pergeot Garage, the car park is to the side of that. Welcome to Hanwell Broadway. 

Rail
From Paddington to Hanwell 12 mins (from London) then 5 mins walk:

(Walk out of the station and stay on the left hand side of the pavement. Continue under the railway bridge and in front of you, you will see 'Station Road'. Walk down Station Road through the width restrictions until you come out by a pub and a small clock tower. This is the 'Uxbridge Road'. You need to call from there and we can direct you in on foot).

Piccadilly Line to Boston Manor (and then a 5 stop bus journey or 2 minute car ride)
Come out of the station and turn to your left but stay on the same side as the station. The bus stop there (any bus) will take you to Wickes DIY shop. cross over towards Wicks but keep Wickes on your right hand side. You will need to walk towards the clock tower which means the traffic will be coming towards you. Please call from Wickes to be effectively directed. 

Heathrow Airport: The Heathrow Express runs straight to Hanwell BR.

Bus
There are plenty of buses that go to Hanwell. E8, 207, 83, plus 282, These are all very frequent.