Conducted slowly and systematically, many patients are surprised at the pleasure to be gained from a basic prostate examination.

Read More: Anal examinations

Many patients arrive with a specific mind-transition they wish to achieve and here at the Hanwell clinic we are only happy to assist in psychological treatments ranging from the more subtle elements of mind manipulation through to prolonged and sustained character reformation.

Read More: Brainwashing/reprogramming, aversion therapy, gender reassignment.

Within the restrictions of an open website description it is not possible to include detailed descriptions of this form of play. Nurse Despair is, however, highly experienced in all such areas and is fully versed in the key areas of your bodily responses which it is vital to closely monitor throughout any such session. Breath play of any sort should never be attempted without expert assistance immediately on hand - and never on one’s own.

Read More: Breath play / Re-breathing

Although the clinic can now only offer full ‘Keyholder' services to a select few of Miss Miranda’s followers, there is a wide range of chastity devices in metal or plastic which are available for use within your session.

The Hanwell medical staff take great care to make your treatment as enjoyable an experience as possible but pain and discomfort do sometimes go hand in hand with the necessary medical procedures as your clinical regime is developed.

Read More: Corrective Therapy

Many of you will have wondered about the effects of electro-therapy upon your nipples and genitalia and may have been intrigued by the sexual possibilities of such treatment. If you are looking to experience this for the first time then you should look no further than our skilled nurse-practitioners at Hanwell. 

Read More: Electro-Therapy

Should any impactions of the sigmoid colon be found, you will be pleased to know that our evacuation procedures cover enemas in the form of Higgins, gravity and double Bardex systems, as well as a peristaltic enema pump to allow larger volumes to cleanse the colon.

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Adrenaline, the ‘Fight or Flight’ hormone, can be a powerful tool in the hands of an experienced medical practitioner such as Miss Miranda. As the multiple straps tighten around your wrists, arms, legs, chest, and even your head, on her medical bench it’s likely you’ll feel the first tendrils of fear at the realisation that you now have no way of stopping whatever treatment Nurse Despair may have selected for you that day.

Read More: Fear/adrenaline surging/mind games

As the inimitable Oscar Wilde once said: “The suspense is terrible: I hope it will last.”

Well chaps, the good news is that the suspense can indeed last – for as long as you can stand it.

Read More: Frustration play

Sterile water can be injected into various sites after a meticulous swabbing with surgical alcohol wipes. Such injections will elicit various responses depending upon the site selected for treatment. Different volumes of sterile water can be used in multiple sites and you should discuss such requirements with the nurse on application.

How many permanent piercings have I done….God, how long is a piece of string? You will be pleased to know that Nurse Despair has successfully pierced thousands of patient over the years and continues to happily offer nipple, Prince Albert, guiche and frenum piercings at no extra cost. 

Read More: Permanent Piercings

Like much of equipment in the Hanwell clinic, bespoke pieces have been designed and redesigned with each new generation improving on the previous endeavours.

Read More: Re-breathing Masks / machine

This totally refurbished, former agricultural milking machine is the British-designed, Rolls Royce of tease and denial equipment. Able to cater for up to six male slaves simultaneously, the milker can be used for many hours, if necessary, to stimulate and tease the penis.

Read More: Serious Kit Milker

Although not suitable for all patients, the Hanwell Clinic can offer a wide range of bodily-hair removal and modification procedures which may be beneficial both for cosmetic reasons, or to facilitate other areas of your treatment such as the application of electrical stimulation equipment.

Read More: Shaving, waxing, hair removal

The clinic has a range of electrical and non-electrical suction cups and tubes for both nipples and balls. When used around your genitalia, this is a simple technique which supposedly increases the internal diameter of blood vessels with the long-term impact of widening the shaft.... Do not, however, expect miracles.

The direct application of either of these treatments is best discussed in your introductory email. Many patients have specific requirements about the inclusion of these therapies and their exact locations. As with all disposable items an additional charge of £10 for each will be levied for use of such equipment.

Patients looking to test their sensitivity levels with needles will find that the clinic uses a variety of gauges to effectively work in various ways.

Read More: Temporary piercings

The dilation of the urethra involves the gentle insertion of a selection of different sized metal medical sounds into the eye of the penis.

Read More: Urethral play

Although the speed of my milker can be varied to slowly tease or rapidly stimulate, some patients find that an even faster wanking speed is required to tip them ‘over the edge’ into an unstoppable climax. That is where my second masturbation machine, the American-made Venus 2000, regularly comes into play.

Read More: Venus 2000

Naturally in today’s climate of encouraging recycling, we at the Hanwell clinic are firm believers in both the rejuvenating benefits of the warm 'house champagne' and in the help that this gives to the environment by saving water.

Read More: Watersports games