Brainwashing/reprogramming, aversion therapy, gender reassignment.

Many patients arrive with a specific mind-transition they wish to achieve and here at the Hanwell clinic we are only happy to assist in psychological treatments ranging from the more subtle elements of mind manipulation through to prolonged and sustained character reformation.

 

Perhaps it is time to let the rubber nurse apply electro-light therapy in the form of a Novo Pro machine and use her verbal trigger system to implant your newly assigned character trait. Using audio-visual cues and tried and tested interrogation techniques your experienced medical practitioner can mould your behaviour to suit her aims. Perhaps you are in need of becoming more compliant? Maybe the problem is even more deep rooted; perhaps you are what is termed in medical circles a 'serial wanker', suffering that widespread but little discussed problem of excessive self-stimulation of your genitalia? Additional sophisticated techniques can be employed to put the control back into your life.

It must also be said that your nurse has an astonishing ability to ease you through a session with her steady flow of verbal rhetoric. This sophisticated level of voice control puts all her patients into such a hypnotically-suggestive state that we often joke that your proximity to the nurse will create an inescapable addiction. In layman's terms, you will feel so amazing after your clinic experience, with your stress washed away, that you may find yourself totally addicted to Nurse Despair and her attentions. The only thought on your mind after her medical sessions will be a burning desire for more.....and more… of the same.... PLEASE nurse!